Bad to the Bone

No matter how many good guys come along, there’s just something about the allure of a bad boy… My top 4:

Bender – The Breakfast Club

The epitome of the boy from the wrong side of the tracks, John Bender stuck it to the man, got everyone high, and ended his day with a kiss from the Prom Queen.  Not to mention he totally rocked the grunge, layered look before anyone had even heard of Kurt Cobain.

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“Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?”

Captain Jack Sparrow – Pirates of the Caribbean

He’s dirty, subsists mostly on rum, and somehow rocks guy-liner throughout four movies set in a time before eyeliner.  Jack Sparrow – sorry, Captain – Captain Jack Sparrow, is wild and crazy, plus he totally invented swagger.  To put the nut into the proverbial nutshell: EVERY. GIRL’S. PIRATE. FANTASY.

"Me? I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid."
“Me? I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid.”

Spike – Buffy the Vampire Slayer

First he was totally twisted, and had a creepy-yet-alluring relationship with crazy vampire Dru.  Then he was tortured and heartbroken, and then he had a super hot, tumultuous love-hate relationship with Slayer Buffy.  Nutshell #2: Spike is the most badass, sexy, multifaceted vampire out there.  And the British accent doesn’t hurt, either.

“Fe, fi, fo, fum. I smell the blood of a nice ripe girl.”

President Fitzgerald Grant – Scandal

Mr. President, mostly known as Fitz, gets it done. Kind of.  He runs the most powerful country in the world, but somehow manages to have plenty of time to make America’s Baby with his gorgeous manipulative wife AND have super hot sex with his true love/mistress/future FLOTUS (we hope) Olivia Pope.  President P.I.M.P., anyone?

TONY-GOLDWYN
“I’m running. I’m winning.”
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